Desert-Island Fic

Since 1942, BBC Radio 4 has been doing a program called “Desert Island Discs,” in which famous guests are asked to name several music recordings, a book and a luxury item they would take with them if they were stranded on a desert island.

(We’ll assume they have a music player with a solar-powered battery, I guess.)

Among the Potter-adjacent guests have been Dame Maggie Smith (1972), Sir John Hurt (1984)Dame Julie Walters (1985), Sir Michael Gambon (1988)Zoë Wanamaker (1995)John Cleese (1997)J. K. Rowling (2000)Imelda Staunton (2005)Dame Emma Thompson (2010)Dawn French (2012)Warwick Davis (2016)Daniel Radcliffe (2020), and Helen McCrory (2020).

In that spirit, I’d like to offer my “desert-island fics,” HP fanfic that I find myself turning to again and again for their brilliant characterizations, insight into the human condition, and all-around gorgeous writing. Here they are in no particular order:

A Toxic and Tender Time
by psyfic
MA/NC-17
Characters: Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Viktor Krum
Pairings: Millicent/Viktor, Minerva/Severus
Summary:

Rowling stated in one of her postscript interviews that McGonagall did not become Headmistress because she retired. This seemed rather odd to me, because, in print canon she established wizards & witches live nearly twice as long as Muggles, and Albus Dumbledore was Headmaster at well over a hundred, and were it not for a terminal Horcrux Curse and his decision to ask a good friend to euthanize him at the most opportune moment, he might well have continued to hold his job.

Ancient Magic
by Headmistress X
M/R
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall
Pairings: Hermione/Minerva
Summary:

Minerva understands why one ought to be very, very careful.

Circumstances of a Small and Accidental Nature
by dueltastic
T/PG-13
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape
Pairings: Minerva/Severus
Summary:

"In history, so many circumstances of a small and accidental nature are relevant, that no broad and simple uniformities are possible." --Bertrand Russell

Dark Nights
by Morgan72uk
M/R
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Pairings: Albus/Minerva
Summary:

The first war is over, but the shadows remain. What really happened between McGonagall and Dumbledore during the trials of the Death Eaters?

Death's Dominion
by MMADfan
M/R
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, Severus Snape, Voldemort (Tom Riddle)
Pairings: Albus/Minerva
Summary:

Severus Snape’s life was changed when he was hit by an errant spell, and he comes to a decision that defies Dumbledore’s wishes. Even the fate of the wizarding world is altered by this ill-cast curse and Snape’s subsequent resolve.

Long after the spell has dissipated, its effects continue echoing in the lives of Severus, Albus, Minerva, and Hermione, and they bring with them a shadowy figure whom Snape does not trust and whose motivations and influence on Minerva are murky. Not all is as it seems, and conspiracies and schemes swirl around Severus as he continues on his path of deception to his final confrontation with the Dark Lord. A “Light” fic of love, loyalty, and redemption.

A "DH-twister." AU post-July 1996. Not DH-compliant. (Partially HBP-compliant.)

Liars
by DaphneRunning
MA/NC-17
Characters: Alastor Moody, Minerva McGonagall
Pairings: Alastor/Minerva
Summary:

The night before Minerva McGonagall begins teaching at Hogwarts, she pays an unexpected visit to Alastor Moody, the brash young Auror.

“My Journal About My Life and Stephen and Miranda” by Adela
by kellychambliss
K/G
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape
Pairings: Minerva/Severus
Summary:

Adela is a young Muggle girl who wants to be a writer. When a mysterious couple named Stephen and Miranda moves in next door to her, she decides to keep a journal about them. "Bewitched" meets "Harriet the Spy." Post-DH.

Ombra mai fu, Being the Beginning of the Very True Story of Minerva McGonagall and Elphinstone Urquart
by tetleythesecond
MA/NC-17
Characters: Elphinstone Urquart, Minerva McGonagall
Pairings: Elphinstone/Minerva
Summary:

Did you read the latest biographical essay on Minerva McGonagall? Well, the author certainly got a few basic facts right, one has to give her that. Alas, there are those who say that her interpretation of them leaves to be desired, and this writer tends to concur. So let us begin setting the accounts right by telling the beginning of the very true story of Minerva McGonagall and Elphinstone Urquart ...

Resolving a Misunderstanding
by MMADfan
MA/NC-17
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Poppy Pomfrey
Pairings: Albus/Minerva
Summary:

Minerva has just finished her first term teaching. A series of misunderstandings leads to an embarrassing moment, injured feelings, regret, growing understanding, then resolution. A Minerva McGonagall fic set in 1957, with forays into the past. More than a romance; stories within stories.

Right Nor Wrong
by kellychambliss
M/R
Characters: Argus Filch, Dolores Umbridge, Minerva McGonagall, Mrs. Norris, Severus Snape
Pairings: Minerva/Severus
Summary:

In Greek mythology, Argus the guardian of Io is sometimes said to have a hundred eyes. In the wizarding world, Argus the caretaker of Hogwarts has only two eyes, but he sees a great deal all the same.

The Steadfast Tin Soldier
by selmak
M/R
Characters: Alastor Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Barty Crouch Jr., Minerva McGonagall
Pairings: Alastor/Minerva, Barty Crouch Jr/Minerva
Summary:

Minerva hopes that Alastor will never know exactly what Minerva McGonagall did with Barty while the real Alastor was in the trunk.

Venus & Adonis
by MarsEverlasting
MA/NC-17
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Oliver Wood, Original Character
Pairings: Minerva/Oliver
Summary:

Minerva McGonagall comes to England to care for her ailing sister, and finds something so much more. A lesson in growth for one, and pleasure for the other

We Change the Nature of Things
by dueltastic
MA/NC-17
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Summary:

No author summary given.

Witness
by kellychambliss
M/R
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape
Pairings: Minerva/Severus
Summary:

Many years after Voldemort is finally overthrown, a Bulgarian former refugee comes forward to help answer one of the great mysteries of the wars: what happened to Snape and McGonagall. AU after the Battle of Hogwarts

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